Dear Zosie! or "I Love My Alt"

"Anything she can do,
I can do better
I can do anything
Better than her

"No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!"

Zosie is a fat slag with a massive ARSE.

love
Squashy ♥ ♥